Top Votes

1. I've got a wocket in my pocket

2. You're the satellite TV repairman? The antenna's on the roof

3. I know all the free WiFi locations, believe me

4. It's hard to light a soggy cigarette

5. I am not an animal ! .... I am a human being !

6. My whole wardrobe fits on the back of the bike

7. Lazy - Boy recliner chair

8. Chaos A.D.

9. Purple sunglasses, purple hair. It's only logical, right ?

10. Do you have a lighter ?