Top Votes1. I've got a wocket in my pocket2. You're the satellite TV repairman? The antenna's on the roof3. I know all the free WiFi locations, believe me4. It's hard to light a soggy cigarette5. I am not an animal ! .... I am a human being !6. My whole wardrobe fits on the back of the bike7. Lazy - Boy recliner chair8. Chaos A.D.9. Purple sunglasses, purple hair. It's only logical, right ?10. Do you have a lighter ?