Top Hipsters

1. I've got a wocket in my pocket

2. More human than human

3. It's hard to light a soggy cigarette

4. No good news today

5. Man that thing almost Glows

6. I am not an animal ! .... I am a human being !

7. Chaos A.D.

8. Time to wake up to go to work! Oh, wait... we're unemployed

9. I walked with a cane before it was cool

10. Thanks.